7/22/2013 4:00 PM PDT, by Emily Trainham
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Yep, just in case you missed it, Rihanna walked around like this in public. In real life. And remember, she’s a pop singer, not a professional wrestler. Though she would make a pretty great pro wrestler, huh? Maybe we should introduce this idea to her. We’ll tell her that she gets to wear all the leopard print unitards she wants to, and we won’t have to mention that she’ll have to stop terrorizing the public with her horrible, horribly catchy songs. It’s a win-win situation, friends!

Also, are you still loving the hair? It’s still great, right?

Filed Under:  Rihanna , Photos
7/22/2013 2:00 PM PDT, by Emily Trainham
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Oh gosh, Miley Cyrus, right? Really, if you sit right down and think about everything you consider an adult to be, she’s the girl that will come to mind. Oh, sorry, sorry, she’s the woman that will come to mind. She’s just so mature, and she really just lays all that out there in this darling new interview.

On how much of a sacrifice she made when she made millions of dollars being Hannah Montana:

“I wasn’t really worried about it because I feel that time was something that I had to do what everyone has to do – work at something that you don’t necessarily love to get to be able to do what you do love. I would say everyone has to start from the bottom, to get where they want to go and work on things they don’t really care about doing. So I had to do that for five years. I had to work on something that wasn’t really a passion for me just because I wanted to be able to get here, so when I was older I’d be able to just do what I want and not have to work for money.”

On the edits that were made to her cute, forward-thinking music video:

“I just think the world is so lame because you can shoot people in a movie and you can let people like Zimmerman off on trial but you can’t have someone going like this ( she stimulates oral sex gesture), that is so dumb to me. The world is such a f—ed up place the last thing people need to worry about is my cute little video for We Can’t Stop, you know what I mean?”

On that lyric about dancing with Miley/molly:

“It depends who’s doing what. If you’re aged ten it’s ‘Miley’, if you know what I’m talking about then you know. I just wanted it to be played on the radio and they’ve already had to edit it so much. I don’t think people have a hard time understanding that I’ve grown up. You can Google me and you know what I’m up to — you know what that lyric is saying.”

By the way, she just backtracked on that last quote on Twitter, saying “My name is Miley. I sing about it. Stfu.” Because she’s grown up, remember, and that’s obviously a very grown up thing to say. Oh, Miley!

Filed Under:  Miley Cyrus , Interview
 
7/22/2013 12:00 PM PDT, by Emily Trainham
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Oh, that headline, guys, that was sarcasm. Sarcasm born from the worst emotional pain and inner turmoil imaginable. Because Lady Gaga, that bizarre pop star who is all right sometimes but who is usually just annoying, is truly, for real back after taking a few months off to undergo hip (???) surgery. And guys. Those few months weren’t nearly enough.

It’s just that it’s impossible for Lady Gaga to just be around: she has to be around and inside and outside and just entirely everywhere. She’s on every magazine, every song is on every radio station all the time, and it’s just too much. Lady Gaga wasn’t even gone long enough for anyone to miss her, and now she’s right back at it. Being naked on top of a chair for “V” magazine. It’s happening again. Heaven help us all.

And also, her face looks different. Sorry, but it just does.

Filed Under:  Lady Gaga , Photos
7/22/2013 9:00 AM PDT, by Emily Trainham
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OK, it’s not like Kelly Osbourne is some great big awful person who doesn’t deserve to feel love and kindness. It’s just that she’s super mega annoying. She says the dumbest stuff, all the time, and she can be quite the bully. So while we’re not really fans of Kelly around these parts, we can still admit when we see something pretty. And Kelly’s brand new engagement ring sure is pretty. (Not her attitude though. Her attitude is still pretty gross.)

It’s just nice that so many celebrities these days are starting to choose engagement rings that look more like engagement rings and less like huge chunks of sparkle that have been hot-glued onto a band (sorry, everybody who’s into that, but it sort of looks like your hand is being eaten by rocks). Like Adam Levine’s ring, right? Totally gorgeous. Hopefully Kelly can keep this trend going. Oh, but wait, does anyone actually take any tips from Kelly Osbourne?

Filed Under:  Kelly Osbourne , engagements
7/22/2013 8:00 AM PDT, by Emily Trainham
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Miley Cyrus
has been experimenting with her style lately, and that’s normal. She’s 20 years old, and what 20-year-old have you ever heard of that didn’t wear high-waisted furry white panties as shorts? So we have to give her a little more room while she finds herself, and that’s fine.

But she just crossed the line. Hard. Are you looking at this picture? The puffy sleeves under the tight sweaters look is a little more than dated, but even that’s forgivable when one realizes that Miley is wearing denim cutoffs as bloomers. Like she went “hey, I really love this blouse I bought at the costume store when I was stoned, but it’s just a little too short to wear on its own … I know, I’ll make the worst outfit that ever existed!” It’s a travesty, it truly is.

Verdict: do we really need to do this? Leave it. Leave all these pieces in the various decades they belong in. Forever.

 
7/22/2013 7:00 AM PDT, by Emily Trainham

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“Egos turn me off, big time. I mean it’s hard to just date in this industry, it really is, because it doesn’t have to be anything serious, it can just be something fun—and it should be because I’m young—but, you just can’t really help the people that you meet or that you fall in love with or that you wanna date. I want someone who can make me laugh and just be normal and understand my lifestyle and how I wanna live it.”

Selena Gomez discusses her relationship with Justin Bieber without discussing her relationship with Justin Bieber. Smart.

So basically what Selena is saying here is that Justin’s ego was a problem and that he couldn’t manage to “just be normal.” Shocking, right? But if that’s the case, then her main problems with Justin were things that everyone in the whole entire world already knew. And if that’s the case, then why does she keep getting back together with him? Is she really that in love with him? Does he honestly have this magical allure that makes it that hard to avoid him? Does he keep that allure in his saggy diaper pants? So many questions!

By the way, when Selena said this, she wasn’t with Justin. But she said this last night, so several hours have passed, and today is her birthday — her 21st birthday, even — so we really have no way of knowing how long this will hold true. Stay strong, Selena.

Filed Under:  Selena Gomez , Quotables
7/22/2013 6:00 AM PDT, by Emily Trainham

Because sometimes, particularly on Monday mornings when we’re all sleepy and hopeless, it just feels good to watch a cute little reality star play with her cute little baby. That’s all. So why don’t you just kick back for a minute and watch Snooki get hit with little baby fists, all right? You’ll feel better. You’ll probably even feel amazing.

Snooki is just the most precious, right?

Filed Under:  Snooki
7/21/2013 12:00 PM PDT, by Emily Trainham
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Oh, hi, friends! How has your weekend been? Awesome, but hey, do you have a minute? Because it’s been ten whole days since we’ve talked about LeAnn Rimes, and she’s kind of about to have a fit.

It seems like every single time LeAnn goes a little too long without being in the news, or every time something less than positive is said about her, she has to remind people that she could possibly, at some point in time, be pregnant. She could, in fact, be pregnant right now. So don’t say anything bad about her, because you’d be saying something bad about somebody’s mother. But really, just say things about her, all right?

Here’s this little tweet she made, her latest little reminder that she is in possession of a uterus: Oh, LeAnn, honey, look: no one cares that much. If you do get pregnant, then great, good for you. But if you don’t, nobody’s going to lose any sleep. But girl, you keep on living your life, OK? Keep on telling yourself that we’re all that invested.

In other LeAnn news, here’s this really ridiculous video of Eddie Cibrian that she just shared:

Keep on keepin’ on, guys.